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Plumber Pick Up Lines

What if you find those plumber cracks kinda cute? Maybe you like a plumber or are a plumber looking for a date. Boy do we have the pick up lines for you!




Plumbing related pick up lines.

I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
Wanna see my plunger?
Can I tinker with your pipes?
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
You're flooding my heart with emotions.
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
I have a dirty job. I'm a plumber.
Toi-let me be your valentine?
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!