Plumber Pick Up Lines

What if you find those plumber cracks kinda cute? Maybe you like a plumber or are a plumber looking for a date. Boy do we have the pick up lines for you!

Plumbing related pick up lines.

Wanna see my plunger?
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
I have a dirty job. I'm a plumber.
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Toi-let me be your valentine?
You're flooding my heart with emotions.
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
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