Plumber Pick Up Lines

What if you find those plumber cracks kinda cute? Maybe you like a plumber or are a plumber looking for a date. Boy do we have the pick up lines for you!

Plumbing related pick up lines.

I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.

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I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking

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If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!

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I wanna flush your pipes, baby.

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Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.

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I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.

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Plumber? I hardly even know her.

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Wanna see my plunger?

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Can I tinker with your pipes?

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I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

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That is quite an elbow joint.

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That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!

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Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.

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You're flooding my heart with emotions.

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Let's become a potty of two tonight.

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I have a dirty job. I'm a plumber.

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Toi-let me be your valentine?

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Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans

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I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.

I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking

If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!