I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
You’re like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you’ve kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Are you a trap seal? Because you’ve locked in all my feelings.
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You’re the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
You’re like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
Are you an auger? Because you’ve drilled your way into my thoughts.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you’ve got me doing everything by the book.
You’re like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Are you a pipe? Because I’m completely connected to you.
You must be a PVC pipe, because you’re flexible and perfect for my life.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I’m falling straight down for you.
Are you copper piping? Because you’re worth more than gold.
My feelings for you flow as smoothly as water through a new pipe.
Are you a T-joint? Because you’re the missing piece in my life.
You must be pipe tape, because you’re keeping me together.
I don’t need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you’ve cut straight into my heart.
You must be my waterline, because I can’t function without you.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you’ve cleared the blockages in my heart.
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