Plumber Pick Up Lines

What if you find those plumber cracks kinda cute? Maybe you like a plumber or are a plumber looking for a date. Boy do we have the pick up lines for you!

Plumbing related pick up lines.

That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I have a dirty job. I'm a plumber.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
You're flooding my heart with emotions.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
That is quite an elbow joint.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
Wanna see my plunger?
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Toi-let me be your valentine?
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