You’re the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
Are you a sewer system? Because you’ve taken all my worries away.
Are you a shut-off valve? Because you’ve stopped all the pain in my life.
You must be my water meter, because I want to measure every drop of time I get with you.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
You must specialize in leaks, because you’ve opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you my next job? Because I’d dedicate all my time to you.
You’re like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Are you overtime? Because I’d spend all my extra hours with you.
You must be a repair job, because you’ve fixed my broken heart.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I’m stuck on you.
You’re like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
You’re like a perfectly sealed joint—everything just fits.
You’re like a new set of tools—exciting, shiny, and so useful in my life.
You’re like the perfect flow rate—steady, reliable, and just right.
You're flooding my heart with emotions.
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Toi-let me be your valentine?
I have a dirty job. I'm a plumber.
You’re like my favorite fitting—impossible to live without.
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
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