GotLines?

Pick up lines for sailors, boaters and cruise passengers.

Being out at sea can become very boring. Here's our list of funny nautical pick up lines for sailors, boaters and cruise passengers.





Top Nautical Pick Up Lines

I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
I'll let you raise my spin pole.
I've got something you can catch.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...
Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?

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I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.