GotLines?

Pick up lines for sailors, boaters and cruise passengers.

Being out at sea can become very boring. Here's our list of funny nautical pick up lines for sailors, boaters and cruise passengers.




Top Nautical Pick Up Lines

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
I'll let you raise my spin pole.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
When I see you my main sail rise.
I've got something you can catch.
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?

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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.