GotLines?

Pick up lines for sailors, boaters and cruise passengers.

Being out at sea can become very boring. Here's our list of funny nautical pick up lines for sailors, boaters and cruise passengers.




Top Nautical Pick Up Lines

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
I'll let you raise my spin pole.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
When I see you my main sail rise.
Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?
Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...
I've got something you can catch.
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?