Funny Fishing Pick Up Lines

Fishing pick up lines that will hook your next date. They might not always bite but if you don't have the line, you won't catch any.

Top Rated Fishing Pick Up Lines

You just reeled me in with your beauty.
You've got me hook, line, and sinker.
You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.
You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Come home with me and I will show you how dolphins talks.
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
A shark just ate my girlfriend, will you be my new one?
Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
Are you Jelly?
Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Do your dolphins do any tricks?
Do you smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

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