Funny Fishing Pick Up Lines

Fishing pick up lines that will hook your next date. They might not always bite but if you don't have the line, you won't catch any.

Top Rated Fishing Pick Up Lines

Come home with me and I will show you how dolphins talks.
You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.
You just reeled me in with your beauty.
You've got me hook, line, and sinker.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
A shark just ate my girlfriend, will you be my new one?
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Are you Jelly?
Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Do you like Shark Week?!
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?
When you've got beauty like yours you don't need to use bait.
Are you a coral reef? Because I'm in love with your beauty.
Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.

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