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Funny Fishing Pick Up Lines - Part 2





Top Rated Fishing Pick Up Lines

Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.
I have a lucky pole and I'll let you use it.
Wanna see my big lure?
Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
Aren't you a catch!
Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.
Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.
Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
You must be a fish, because I’m hooked on you.
I wouldn’t mind getting tangled up in your line.
Do you come here often? Because I’m hooked on this spot!
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
I’m so hooked on you that I’ll even bait my own hook.
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Let’s catch something together, I’ll bring the bait and you bring the charm.
You’re like a fish, I don’t want to let you go once I catch you.
I haven’t measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
You’ve the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.
Damn, you’re like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
You know I’m da man you been wading for.
Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?
Hey baby, if I were a fish, I’d be hooked on you.
I’m all about that bass.
I’ve called heaven and told them they must be missing an angel fish.
Have u ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Can I fish in your pond?
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.

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Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.
I have a lucky pole and I'll let you use it.
Wanna see my big lure?