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Poker and Gambling Pick Up Lines

Funny poker and gambling pick up lines, use them to throw the players off their game or maybe a date.




Top Gambling Pick Up Lines

My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine.
I only have one move in poker and in love...and it’s all in.
If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond.
I'd go all in on the chance to see you again.
I'll go all in to get that jackpot.
I’ve got a side game going on in my pants...wanna play?
Yeah i'm checking. Checking you out.
Can I splash my chips all over you?
Can I tap your stack for good luck?
If I bet, will you call me?
Thank you for helping me make my hand...all I needed was a queen.
Nice set you got there.
I may have stolen the blinds but you have stolen my heart.
Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?
What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other.
Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room.
Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered.
I don't mind going in blind, as long as I'm comin' out happy.
I wouldn't mind a bad beating from you.
Nice hands!
Let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes.
I had a flush until you stole my heart.
I can dodge bullets.
Are those rockets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You have the most beautiful pocket pair in the world!
Two girls, one card. This slow play is killing me!
In my room the blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.
Wanna see my one eye jack?
I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country
My hand is pretty weak, can I use yours?

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My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine.
I only have one move in poker and in love...and it’s all in.
If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond.