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Poker and Gambling Pick Up Lines

Funny poker and gambling pick up lines, use them to throw the players off their game or maybe a date.




Top Gambling Pick Up Lines

My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine.
I only have one move in poker and in love...and it’s all in.
I'd go all in on the chance to see you again.
Can I splash my chips all over you?
Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?
If I bet, will you call me?
In my room the blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.
If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond.
I'll go all in to get that jackpot.
Wanna see my one eye jack?
Let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes.
I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country
What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other.
Can I tap your stack for good luck?
Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room.
Want to see what I'm holding?
Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered.
Thank you for helping me make my hand...all I needed was a queen.
You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight.
Nice set you got there.

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My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine.
I only have one move in poker and in love...and it’s all in.
I'd go all in on the chance to see you again.