GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Car and Truck Pick Up Lines

We've got a massive list of automotive related pick up lines for that guy or gal that likes the faster things in life. Car or truck, we've got you covered, even some for those electric vehicles.

Top Automotive Pick Up Lines

If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
If I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
I'll blow your apex seals.
Can i adjust your rear view mirrorS?
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Who needs a pick up line when you've go a pick up truck.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
I'd like to put my piston in your cylinder.
Can I park my car in your garage.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time.
If you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
Do you drive here often?
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

Getting the most from Car Pick Up Lines

Car lines run from garage-grade technical to pure innuendo, and the trick is knowing which the listener drives, so to speak. Horsepower and engine jokes suit people who actually care about cars; the smoother ones about taking a drive work on anyone.

Car shows, meets and long queues for parking are the obvious venues. In an actual traffic stop, say nothing — history is not on your side.

If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
Wanna go for a test drive?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
So what kind of car do you drive?
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crewcab.
Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
Your back seat or mine?
If you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.
If you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.
If you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.
You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!
This isn't the only Hummer I'm getting tonight.
If you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
Are you petroleum? Because without you, I can't move forward.
Chevy runs deep.
If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your owner?
Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.
Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.
Does the interior match the exterior?
Baby you can be clutch and I'll be the tranny.
You're the only lock that fits my key.
If you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
You've a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
Let me adjust those headlights for you.
Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?
Girl, you're more perfect that a McLaren MP4-12C.
Want to charge up with me?
I want to bury my face in a woman's lotus patch
If you were a car, I'd let you jump me.
Want to check my oil?
Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
You want me to ride you home... I mean you want a ride home?