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Car and Truck Pick Up Lines - Part 2





Top Automotive Pick Up Lines

We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
Do you drive here often?
Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
Wanna go for a test drive?
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
So what kind of car do you drive?
Are you petroleum? Because without you, I can't move forward.
Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.
If you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
You're the only lock that fits my key.
Baby you can be clutch and I'll be the tranny.
Does the interior match the exterior?
By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.
Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your owner?
Chevy runs deep.
If you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
This isn't the only Hummer I'm getting tonight.
You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crewcab.
Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
If you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.
If you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.
If you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.
Your back seat or mine?

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We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
Do you drive here often?