Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."

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