Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Your IQ is roughly around room temperature.
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
Wanna get tied up and high?
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
How about I shift my stick into something else...
Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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