Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
Your IQ is roughly around room temperature.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.

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