Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I love a man with a raised bed.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Your doghouse or mine?
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
You must be a verdict, because you've sentenced me to love.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
