Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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