Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
Girl, you're so fetch
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Your body is in screaming affluence!
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Bible study & chill?
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
