Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Bible study & chill?
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Girl, you're so fetch
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
