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Insults

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.


The Best Insults

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

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