Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
Bible study & chill?
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
I'd love to be your final destination.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
