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Insults

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.


The Best Insults

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
I can score from multiple positions.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.

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