Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

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