Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.

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