Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Girl, you're so fetch
Bible study & chill?
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
