Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
You must be a verdict, because you've sentenced me to love.
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
Girl, you're so fetch
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
I'd love to be your final destination.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
