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" Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? "
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I wouldn't know, because I don't live my life with my head up my arse.
By: Edward Guyatt
on 27 Apr 2014
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If there weren't assholes like me there wouldn't be SHIT like you.-AH-
By: AlexHuddson
on 07 Dec 2014
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-Why don't you check yourself since your usually pretty far up there?
By: denna
on 16 Dec 2014
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Assholes belong in pants, why are you not there?
By: kitloin
on 09 Apr 2016
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Your mum is like a switch. Even a 2 year-old can turn her on
By: mac
on 30 Sep 2016
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Whenever god sees you he remembers his first mistake
By: mac
on 01 Sep 2016
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I think it's more jealous of all the people who don't have to put up with the shit from you.
By: Muster up something
on 14 Jun 2017
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I couldn't understand you. You're mouth seems to be full of my shit.
By: John
on 15 May 2018
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at least the shit is aiming towards you
By: hi
on 05 Sep 2016
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Dude are u talking to urself in the miror cause u look like shit
By: koen marley anne cumberland
on 09 Dec 2017
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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry I will be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you biooootch.
By: Noneya
on 17 Jan 2018
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Wait! You mean it wasn't tired of looking of looking at your face already?
By: jough smyth
on 12 Aug 2015
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only cos im constipated, whats your asses excuse
By: fred
on 02 Nov 2014
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(big smile) Yes.
By: Dane Youssef
on 15 Jul 2017
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3
No but it's surprised of how much just came out of your's
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 22 Jan 2016
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No but it's surprised of how much just came out of your's
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 22 Jan 2016
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You feel better when the 3rd finger is up to you
By: Mouhy
on 14 Feb 2016
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No it's happy now that something is distracting it from your face.
By: jough smyth
on 12 Aug 2015
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Actually it was kind of confused because it remembered what your face looked like.
By: jough smyth
on 12 Aug 2015
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you aint worthy of kissing my ass!!
By: 3:16
on 30 May 2017
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no, because my arse does the bloody talking. So piss off
By: Lewis
on 29 Jul 2016
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No it's happy now that something is distracting it from your face.
By: jough smyth
on 12 Aug 2015
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*squints and points at (other person's)mouth* Oh My God, is that shit I see?
By: WerewolfYoAss
on 21 Mar 2015
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My shit is none of your shitty business it is not like your brain is in my head. If it is so then we both are stupid... high 4.. or was it 5?
By: Jason
on 05 Jun 2015
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No, but I know some people thzt could help you control you internet addiction. Cuz there's no way that came from the empty space inside you skull!
By: Anonymous
on 31 May 2015
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And now you have the 1 choice to eat it off the floor.
By: Bitch pleasE!!!
on 21 Jan 2015
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I don't Know, Why don't you ask it yourself. "*Show them your ass".
By: Awesome
on 17 Nov 2014
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They're just glad they're not my ears, which you've mistaken for your verbal toilet.
By: Edward Guyatt
on 27 Apr 2014
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One of the topnotch comebacks.
By: Who pissed in your cheerios?
on 06 Feb 2015
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You're a terrible person.
By: Donald Trump
on 26 Jun 2016
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Those are briliant but need mre than just about ass. lolololol
By: mr.man
on 09 Dec 2014
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No, its is happy to see the shit coming from your throat but is grossed out by the mess.
By: You just got burned
on 25 Mar 2015
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I'm glad I'm not the only one.. Because the same's happening to you.
By: Anonymous
on 15 Feb 2014
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Nigga, the same shit is happening to you.
By: Connor
on 24 Nov 2014
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nooooooooono, but it's jealous of yours!
By: bhgugfc
on 07 Sep 2013
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Did they tie up your asshole because all the shit is coming out of your mouth?
By: Alice
on 25 Aug 2013
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Is your ass jealous of the kind of shit that comes out of your mouth?
By: Jenny
on 25 Aug 2013
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You should carry around a roll of toilet paper for your mouth because all that comes out of it is shit!
By: Bob
on 25 Aug 2013
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You should start wiping your mouth with toilet paper because you got a lot of shit coming out of there.
By: sammimolyneaux
on 20 Oct 2013
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You know the best part of you ran down your mother's ass crack
By: Anon
on 30 Aug 2015
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Hey, remember that time when your family went on that cruise? You don't? Oh damn, I can't believe I forgot, everyone hates you
By: ASHER
on 17 Jul 2016
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Imma say that to this boy everybody likes. He's always making fun of me. This'll shut his dang piehole.
By: shemama133
on 06 Oct 2013
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They don't sell enough toothpaste for the amount of shit that comes out your mouth
By: Dillon
on 12 Aug 2015
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if bullshit were brains, you'd be a genius
By: p pruett
on 07 Feb 2017
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At least I have an ass. Unlike you who has two dicks.
By: hahaha
on 14 Feb 2017
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whenever god sees your family he remembers his first mistake
By: mac
on 01 Sep 2016
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Not particularly, but your sister is. Kinky one, she is.
By: g4a
on 30 Jul 2018
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If your telling me to shut up its because you dont wanna hear the words am saying that rekts your ass
By: KeanJE
on 12 Apr 2017
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Dere'z No Golden 1
By: Habert
on 14 May 2017
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bigfoot called he wants his hair back
By: die
on 18 Mar 2016
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I hate this guy in scul and this really great it just describes him
By: Yolo4life
on 24 Dec 2014
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.... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHA
By: LordFungi
on 02 Sep 2013
6
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Lmaoooo
By: chicken
on 25 Feb 2015
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hahahahahahaha....good one
By: rias4109
on 04 Jan 2014
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HAHAHA that's GOLD
By: hamster
on 27 Jul 2014
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Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!
By: damnyougotburnedbruh
on 20 Feb 2015
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Best Diss EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: DeeDee
on 20 Mar 2015
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I am very unpopular in school and these are going to help a lot!!!!!!!!!!
By: Elijah lascurain
on 28 Jan 2014
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Aha! thats hilarious XD
By: sammimolyneaux
on 20 Oct 2013
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Dislike this comment
By: Jason bourne
on 02 Oct 2016
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HahahahahahHhahahahh GOLDEN😂😂
By: Yeewwww grom
on 11 Dec 2014
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someone pls love me
By: Katie
on 06 Oct 2014
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ha gaaaaaaaaaaay
By: yo mama
on 04 Sep 2013
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