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The Cutest Flattering Pick Up Lines

Whoever said flattery will get you nowhere was wrong. There's no better way to start than by complementing someone to get on their good side and spark up a conversation. The trick is to make it tasteful; otherwise it'll just be another cheesy pick up line. Be warned that some of these lines are excessively sweet and cute, so much that you may burst into laughter for hours.

Top Flattering Lines

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
I just want you to know, I think you have beautiful eyes but I bet they're no match for that beautiful soul you have.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
Heaven's missing an Angel.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees!
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
I must be lost... because I see paradise.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
I think I've seen you somewhere before. You're the same girl from my dream last night.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
Were do you hide your wings?
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
All those curves, and me with no brakes!