GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! "


Comebacks:

I hope you know the heimlich manouver cuz that line just made me choke on my puke.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
 
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Nah, I'm ok. Your breath kicks.
By: I Love Myself on 27 Feb 2016
 
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Of course I know CPR! Candy Peppermint Reception
By: Silver on 27 May 2015
 
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No but I do know karate so I can rip your lungs out
By: Just_Helping_The_World on 03 Mar 2017
 
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No i dont but im happy with watching you die.
By: Dunc on 15 May 2013
 
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Sorry I never got my certificate.
By: Ebony on 17 Jul 2009
 
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Well then I guess what I do next is really gonna take your breath away (what's that) this (kick the dumbass in the balls he doesnt have)
By: Mountain dew on 20 Sep 2009
 
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*Kick him as hard as you can in his chest " Guess I don't know how to. Whoops!"
By: Goshh on 26 Nov 2012
 
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suck how how i don't and u gonna die
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

If you were a horse Id ride you.
By: (-(-(- -)-)-) on 14 Aug 2015
 
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1 1
I hope you know how to swim cause Im not helping you.
By: In The Water on 14 Aug 2015
 
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Comments:

i want to drown in front of a hot chick so she can save me and give me cpr
By: daVE GRAND FORK N.D. on 06 Nov 2008
 
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You take may breath
By: Farhin on 23 Nov 2021
 
 
Oh I'm sorry was i choking you too hard?
By: Sam on 05 Jun 2010
 
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i drown so many times and hot lifeguards have given me cpr and i think it very attacrive to girls and i think thats hot
By: grand forks n.d. on 21 Jul 2009
 
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!