Religious Pick Up Lines

The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

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I've got some charge you can blow!

You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.

Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.

There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.

Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road â€“ one helluva ride!

Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.

I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

Your body is in screaming affluence!

I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.

Bible study & chill?

Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.

Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?

It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?

Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.

I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.

I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?

It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.

Girl. Let me be your imam.

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.

That hijab really compliments your eyes.

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.

Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!

I'll take you to the promised land.

I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

Your name must be Milk or Honey... â€˜cuz you feel like something I was promised.

Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.

You bring the apples i'll bring the honey

Here's a Rose. I think Saint ThÃ©rÃ¨se wanted you to have it.

Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!

Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.

Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are â€œIn my soul todayâ€.

The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?

I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.

My Liahona pointed to you.

I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?

Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?

My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.

Want to join me on the threshing floor?

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.

Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?

Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?

Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

I'll let you be in a condition of power.

Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.

Don't worry I won't passover you.

Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.

If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.

Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down

Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?

Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?

Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.

Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.

Have I seen you on j-date?

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.

I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.

That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

All I want for Channukah, is you.

There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.

Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.

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