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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I've got some charge you can blow!
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.

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There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.