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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I've got some charge you can blow!
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

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I've got some charge you can blow!
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.