Religious Pick Up Lines

The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

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I've got some charge you can blow!

There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.

You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.

Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.

Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.

Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.

Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.

I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

Bible study & chill?

Your body is in screaming affluence!

Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?

I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road â€“ one helluva ride!

I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.

Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.

Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?

It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.

That hijab really compliments your eyes.

Girl. Let me be your imam.

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"

Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

Here's a Rose. I think Saint ThÃ©rÃ¨se wanted you to have it.

Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!

You bring the apples i'll bring the honey

I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.

I'll take you to the promised land.

What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.

Your name must be Milk or Honey... â€˜cuz you feel like something I was promised.

You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.

After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.

Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

My Liahona pointed to you.

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

All I want for Channukah, is you.

Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?

One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.

Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are â€œIn my soul todayâ€.

Want to join me on the threshing floor?

My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.

Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?

I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.

Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.

Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?

I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.

Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?

I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.

I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.

I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.

Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?

Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down

Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.

I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.

Don't worry I won't passover you.

Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?

Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.

The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?

There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.

Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.

Have I seen you on j-date?

Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.

That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.

I'll let you be in a condition of power.

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