I've got some charge you can blow!
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
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