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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I've got some charge you can blow!
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down

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There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.