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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.


The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

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I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.




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