Religious Pick Up Lines

The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

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I've got some charge you can blow!

Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.

You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.

There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.

Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road â€“ one helluva ride!

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

Your body is in screaming affluence!

Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.

I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

Bible study & chill?

Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.

Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?

I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.

It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?

I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.

Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.

Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?

It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.

That hijab really compliments your eyes.

Girl. Let me be your imam.

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"

Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!

I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.

Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.

Your name must be Milk or Honey... â€˜cuz you feel like something I was promised.

What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.

Here's a Rose. I think Saint ThÃ©rÃ¨se wanted you to have it.

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

I'll take you to the promised land.

You bring the apples i'll bring the honey

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.

After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.

Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?

Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.

Want to join me on the threshing floor?

Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?

Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?

I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.

I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.

I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.

That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.

The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?

Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are â€œIn my soul todayâ€.

Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?

Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

Have I seen you on j-date?

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

My Liahona pointed to you.

Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?

Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down

There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.

Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!

Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.

Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

Don't worry I won't passover you.

I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.

I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.

I'll let you be in a condition of power.

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.

Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?

Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.

All I want for Channukah, is you.

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