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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I've got some charge you can blow!
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
I'll take you to the promised land.

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I've got some charge you can blow!
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.