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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.


The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
My Liahona pointed to you.
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?

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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?




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