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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I've got some charge you can blow!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

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I've got some charge you can blow!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!