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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I've got some charge you can blow!
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

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I've got some charge you can blow!
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.