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Pick Up Lines by Religion

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I've got some charge you can blow!
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

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I've got some charge you can blow!
I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?