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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 5

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home
Lets pray. Please take my hand
I heard Jesus called you, you mind if I do the same?
You remind me of David and his slingshot because you're a knockout.
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
Do you pray the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.
St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.
Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?
I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.
I totally predicted David over Goliath.
7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.
I always wanted a Josephite marriage...until I met you.
My parish or yours?
With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.
Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.
If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.
You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Said to a fella.)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?

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If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home
Lets pray. Please take my hand