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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 5

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.

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I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?