I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
You remind me of my three other wives.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
If you were a cereal, you'd be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.
Not even the veil could make me forget you!
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.
I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.
You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!
If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.
Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!
