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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 5

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.
I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I just want you to know, I'm praying for you... No, I'm praying FOR you.
As Christians, shouldn't we honor all Scripture? Let's start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
I'd marry Leah if it meant I'd also get to marry you.
How about you and I go light a candle together?
I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.
The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
You make me want to be a better tither.
I know you've sinned. Thou shalt not steal… my heart… but you just did.
Hi, my names not David, but for you I would slay two Goliaths
Hey, is this seat saved? No? Are you?
Would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?

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I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.