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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 5

It doesn't matter which religion you believe in, if any, there's a universal language for pick up lines. These are great to cheer someone up and break the ice since we're so often in a different frame of mind.




The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Which commandment do you want to break?
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!

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That hijab really compliments your eyes.Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.