Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Which commandment do you want to break?
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
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