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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 5


The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.
Not even the veil could make me forget you!
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.
I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.
Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!
Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.
I wanna light your menorah.
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all others.
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.
I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.