Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?
Could you stand still so I can sweep you off your feet?
Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.
You look like you were born of goodly parents.
My body's a temple, and you have a recommend.
My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!
I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.
Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.
How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.
I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.
You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?
Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!
I do not believe in predestination until tonight.
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
Can I buy you a cup of Postum?
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.
I was reading in the book the Numbers, and then I realized that I don't have yours.
What is your favorite Temple? I'm looking at mine.
