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Pick Up Lines by Religion - Part 6





The Best Religious Pick Up Lines

I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.
I totally predicted David over Goliath.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.
7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.
I always wanted a Josephite marriage...until I met you.
My parish or yours?
With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.
Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.
If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.
You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Said to a fella.)
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?
You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a.
How important is having a big family too you?
Here's a red rose. I think St. Therese of Lisieux wanted you to have it.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a.
Here I am, the answer to your prayers.
Hey girl, I don't need a website to know that you're my perfect Match.
I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
What's a nice girl/guy like you doing in a confession line like this?
You'll always be the second woman in my life. Our Lady is first.
Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?
You must be God's best creation
I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

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I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.
I totally predicted David over Goliath.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.