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Pick Up Lines for Mormons

We've got the most hilarious list of Mormon and LDS pick up lines around. Get through those awkward moments and bust out a funny line to get the conversation rolling.




The Best Mormon Pick Up Lines

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My Liahona pointed to you.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!

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I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?