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Pick Up Lines for Mormons

We've got the most hilarious list of Mormon and LDS pick up lines around. Get through those awkward moments and bust out a funny line to get the conversation rolling.




The Best Mormon Pick Up Lines

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
My Liahona pointed to you.
If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
What time should I go to heaven?
Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?
Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.
Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

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I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.