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Pick Up Lines for Mormons

We've got the most hilarious list of Mormon and LDS pick up lines around. Get through those awkward moments and bust out a funny line to get the conversation rolling.




The Best Mormon Pick Up Lines

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My Liahona pointed to you.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
What time should I go to heaven?
Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?
Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.
Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.
What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.

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I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.