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Pick Up Lines for Mormons

We've got the most hilarious list of Mormon and LDS pick up lines around. Get through those awkward moments and bust out a funny line to get the conversation rolling.




The Best Mormon Pick Up Lines

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
My Liahona pointed to you.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
What time should I go to heaven?
Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?
Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?

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I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.