Mormon Pick Up Lines

The Best Mormon Pick Up Lines

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I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.

Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.

It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?

I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.

Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?

Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!

My Liahona pointed to you.

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are â€œIn my soul todayâ€.

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?

I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.

I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.

Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!

I bet you're even prettier in temple white.

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!

Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.

No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.

I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.

Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.

Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?

Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all others.

The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.

A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.

What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!

Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?

What's your favorite temple? Mine is yours.

You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now â€“ just settle for me!

We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.

An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.

Can I buy you a cup of Postum?

Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.

Wanna hold the priesthood?

You remind me of my three other wives.

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

If you were a cereal, you'd be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!

Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.

If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.

Not even the veil could make me forget you!

Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.

If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.

Good, I can break my fastâ€¦ Because I see the answer to my prayers.

I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.

If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.

My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!

My body's a temple, and you have a recommend.

You look like you were born of goodly parents.

I do not believe in predestination until tonight.

Could you stand still so I can sweep you off your feet?

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

If you get lost in the midst of darkness I'll help you find the iron rod.

Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?

Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.

What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.

What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?

Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

Am I dreamingâ€¦ Or are you a revelation?

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

What time should I go to heaven?

I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.

You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.

Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

What is your favorite Temple? I'm looking at mine.

If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.

I was reading in the book the Numbers, and then I realized that I don't have yours.

I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.

You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.

You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.

I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.

How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.

If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

Don't I know you from the pre-existence?

I've been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don't have yours.

Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.

I just got off my mission and I'm looking for my next companion.

They told me that I'd feel the spirit at church, not that I'd see an angel!

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