We've got the most hilarious list of Mormon and LDS pick up lines around. Get through those awkward moments and bust out a funny line to get the conversation rolling.
The Best Mormon Pick Up Lines
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul todayâ€.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
I miss you like the Book of missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.
The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My Liahona pointed to you.
Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all others.
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.
No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.
Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!
