Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all others.
A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.
What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!
The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
No, I'm not coveting. I intend to make you mine.
The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.
Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.
If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.
Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.
Not even the veil could make me forget you!
If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.
Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
If you were a cereal, you'd be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
You remind me of my three other wives.
Wanna hold the priesthood?
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Can I buy you a cup of Postum?
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
What's your favorite temple? Mine is yours.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.
I've been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don't have yours.
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Don't I know you from the pre-existence?
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