Hindu pick up lines for traveling in India or you just want to cheer up some friends or that special someone. We have a great list of funny Indian pick up lines that's sure to impress.
Indian pick up lines
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.
If you are Shiva's bow, I'm your Shri Rama. I'm gonna break you, baby!
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
