Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.
I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.
Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
The way you tie your turban gets me overwhelmed.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
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