Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.
I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.
Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
The way you tie your turban gets me overwhelmed.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
With me you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
That saree looks very nice on you. It would look even better off of you.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
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