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Pick Up Lines for Hindus - Part 2

Hindu pick up lines for traveling in India or you just want to cheer up some friends or that special someone. We have a great list of funny Indian pick up lines that's sure to impress.




Indian pick up lines

You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
If you are Shiva's bow, I'm your Shri Rama. I'm gonna break you, baby!
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

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You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.