Scientology Pick Up Lines

You never know where you'll meet someone cute and find out they're into Scientology. We have an awesome list of Scientology pick up lines.

The Best Scientology Pick Up Lines

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There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Your body is in screaming affluence!

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