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Scientology Pick Up Lines

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The Best Scientology Pick Up Lines

I've got some charge you can blow!
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Would you like to come home and audit on my e-meter?
Where have you been all my Whole Track?
Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
Didn't we hook up in a past life?
You're so sexy that you make me exteriorize.
Weren't we married in a previous life?
I'll assign you a post, but I really don't mind if you blow it
I'd like to have her on my post.
Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
How'd you like to pick up these cans?
I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.

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I've got some charge you can blow!
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?