Catholicism comes with a great deal of specific vocabulary — confession, saints, rosaries, guilt — and all of it has been pressed into service here. This is our list of Catholic pick up lines, ranked by reader votes. They work best on someone raised in it, who will catch a reference to Lent or a joke about needing to confess without needing it spelled out. Most are affectionate rather than mocking. A good number are cheeky enough that you would not use them in front of a priest, which is generally where the humour comes from.
