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Pick Up Lines for Catholics

We have a great list of Catholic related pick up lines for you to use at mass, school or wherever else you may need.

The Best Catholic Pick Up Lines

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.
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Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
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I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
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Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
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Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
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Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
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Want to join me on the threshing floor?
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If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
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Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
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Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
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You're as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Therese.
  
  
Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.
  
  
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
  
  
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
  
  
You know, it's kind of noisy in here... the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place.
  
  
Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.
  
  
Can I hold your palm for Palm Sunday?
  
  
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
  
  
Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
  
  
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
  
  
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
  
  
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
  
  
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
  
  
Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
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Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.
  
  
Hey. My name is Will... God's will.
  
  
I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.
  
  
I know what you can give up for Lent... your number... to me.
  
  
My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
  
  
Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...
  
  

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St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you. Nice bible. I would like to pray with you. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?