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Pick Up Lines for Catholics

We have a great list of Catholic related pick up lines for you to use at mass, school or wherever else you may need.

The Best Catholic Pick Up Lines

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.
I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?
Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
You smell better than incense!
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
You're as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Therese.
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
I'm, you're. Let's look no more.
Hey. My name is Will... God's will.
I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.
I know what you can give up for Lent... your number... to me.
My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...
I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?