I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?
I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.
I'm, you're. Let's look no more.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?
Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.
Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
You know, it's kind of noisy in here... the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place.
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
You smell better than incense!
I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
Wow girl, I know you're going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?
The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar?
Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.
Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?
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