Pick Up Lines for World Events

The Best Events

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If the Coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?

Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.

Even during the coronavirus pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it's with you.

Our country is making a lot of mistakes during this crisis. Can I be yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?

Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?

Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?

Did the coronavirus give you a fever? Because you're hot!

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?

You're the only snacc I wanna stock up on!

I've got plenty of food and TP â€” want to bunker down with me?

Want to watch â€˜Contagion' together? I heard it's a good way to exercise our fears.

If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

Wow, you're so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!

Wanna play coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?

So, Skype, Facetime or Google Hangouts for the first date?

Netflix and facetime?

The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.

Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.

Can't spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.

Since all the libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

My admiration of you could never be quarantined.

Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.

Wanna be my date for the end of the world?

The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I'm still open for business.

I bet you'd look beautiful even with a face mask on.