If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it’s with you.
Even during the coronavirus pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Our country is making a lot of mistakes during this crisis. Can I be yours?
Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Did the coronavirus give you a fever? Because you’re hot!
Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
Wanna play coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
So, Skype, Facetime or Google Hangouts for the first date?
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