If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it’s with you.
Even during the coronavirus pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Our country is making a lot of mistakes during this crisis. Can I be yours?
Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Did the coronavirus give you a fever? Because you’re hot!
Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.
Want to watch ‘Contagion’ together? I heard it’s a good way to exercise our fears.
Wanna play coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
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