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Pick Up Lines for World Events - Part 2

Pick up lines for world events, you never know when you'll find yourself needing a pick up line.




The Best Events

Netflix and facetime?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Can’t spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.
Since all the libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.
Want to watch ‘Contagion’ together? I heard it’s a good way to exercise our fears.
I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.
I’m not sure if I’m blinded by your beauty or if that’s another side effect of Covid-19.
Need a hand sanitizer massage?
Contagious smile. Infectious laughter. If looks could kill, you’d be COVID-19.
Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.
Are you Covid-19? Because you make me hot and short of breath!
Girl, do you have Coronavirus? Cuz you're looking sick!
Are you coronavirus? Because you're giving me a fever.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters between them.

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Netflix and facetime?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Can’t spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.