My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
So, Skype, Facetime or Google Hangouts for the first date?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Can’t spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.
Since all the libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.
I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.
I’m not sure if I’m blinded by your beauty or if that’s another side effect of Covid-19.
Need a hand sanitizer massage?
Contagious smile. Infectious laughter. If looks could kill, you’d be COVID-19.
Are you Covid-19? Because you make me hot and short of breath!
Girl, do you have Coronavirus? Cuz you're looking sick!
Are you coronavirus? Because you're giving me a fever.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters between them.
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