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Pick Up Lines for World Events - Part 2

Pick up lines for world events, you never know when you'll find yourself needing a pick up line.




The Best Events

Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.
I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.
Did the coronavirus give you a fever? Because you’re hot!
Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.
You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
Can’t spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters between them.
Want to watch ‘Contagion’ together? I heard it’s a good way to exercise our fears.
I’m not sure if I’m blinded by your beauty or if that’s another side effect of Covid-19.
Need a hand sanitizer massage?
Contagious smile. Infectious laughter. If looks could kill, you’d be COVID-19.
Are you Covid-19? Because you make me hot and short of breath!
Girl, do you have Coronavirus? Cuz you're looking sick!
Are you coronavirus? Because you're giving me a fever.

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Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.