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Pick Up Lines for World Events - Part 2

Pick up lines for world events, you never know when you'll find yourself needing a pick up line.


The Best Events

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.
I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.
Did the coronavirus give you a fever? Because you’re hot!
Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
I’m not sure if I’m blinded by your beauty or if that’s another side effect of Covid-19.
Need a hand sanitizer massage?
Contagious smile. Infectious laughter. If looks could kill, you’d be COVID-19.
Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.
Are you Covid-19? Because you make me hot and short of breath!
Girl, do you have Coronavirus? Cuz you're looking sick!
Are you coronavirus? Because you're giving me a fever.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters between them.
Want to watch ‘Contagion’ together? I heard it’s a good way to exercise our fears.

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Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?




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