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Pick Up Lines for Quarantine and Self-Isolation

You may be in Quarantine or self-isolation but this doesn't mean you can't have some fun with pick up lines.

The Best Quarantine and Isolation

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it's with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?
Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
You're the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
I've got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
Wow, you're so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
So, Skype, Facetime or Google Hangouts for the first date?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Can't spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.
Since all the libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
Netflix and facetime?
My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters between them.
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me? If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me? Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it's with you.