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Pick Up Lines for Quarantine and Self-Isolation

You may be in Quarantine or self-isolation but this doesn't mean you can't have some fun with pick up lines.




The Best Quarantine and Isolation

My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?
Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it’s with you.
Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
So, Skype, Facetime or Google Hangouts for the first date?
Netflix and facetime?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Since all the libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
Can’t spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters between them.
My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?