If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it’s with you.
Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
So, Skype, Facetime or Google Hangouts for the first date?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Can’t spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.
Since all the libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters between them.
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