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Pick Up Lines for Quarantine and Self-Isolation

For a while in 2020 the only available flirting was done at a distance, and people got inventive. This is our collection of quarantine and self-isolation pick up lines, ranked by reader votes — social distancing, video calls, lockdown haircuts and being stuck indoors with far too much time. They are a genuine time capsule now. Some still work as jokes about staying in, and a few are funnier with hindsight than they were at the time. Mostly they are here as a record of what everyone was reduced to.

The Best Quarantine and Isolation

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it's with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?
Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
You're the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
I've got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
Wow, you're so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
So, Skype, Facetime or Google Hangouts for the first date?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Can't spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.
Since all the libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
Netflix and facetime?
My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters between them.
More categories: COVID-19 and Coronavirus
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me? If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me? Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it's with you.