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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
You're hotter than my fever.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction. 
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.