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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
You're hotter than my fever.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?

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You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.