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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
How'd you like to be in my will?
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I can help you. I have fingers.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Your face or mine?
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.