Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
You're hotter than my fever.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
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