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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
How'd you like to be in my will?
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Your face or mine?
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!