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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.





The Best Life

Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
How'd you like to be in my will?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Your face or mine?
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

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Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.