Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.
The Best Life
You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
You're hotter than my fever.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
![If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]](/images/lines/if_i_bit_my_lip_would_you.jpg)
