I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
You're hotter than my fever.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
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