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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I can help you. I have fingers.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
How'd you like to be in my will?
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Your face or mine?
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I saved you a seat...on my face.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.