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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Your face or mine?
How'd you like to be in my will?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.