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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Your face or mine?
How'd you like to be in my will?
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I saved you a seat...on my face.

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I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.