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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.





The Best Life

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Your face or mine?
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
How'd you like to be in my will?
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.

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I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?