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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


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Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Can I push your stool in?
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Your face or mine?
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
You're hotter than my fever.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

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Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.




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