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Life Related Pick Up Lines

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
You're the girl of my nightmares.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
You're hotter than my fever.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Hey, wanna come home with me? I guess you'll do for tonight.

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You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.