Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
The only thing I'm infected by is attraction to you.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
If kisses were medicine, you’d be my prescription.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I made a blood painting for you.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
You look like the type of medicine I need.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I think my medication is wearing off.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
You can spur me all night long.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
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