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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
How'd you like to be in my will?
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?

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Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.