Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Hey, wanna come home with me? I guess you'll do for tonight.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
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