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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

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If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.