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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
I can't think straight around you.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

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You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.