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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.





The Best Life

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Girl, let's go invisible.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
Hey, wanna come home with me? I guess you'll do for tonight.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you depressed, too?
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!

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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?