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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
May I lick your boots?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
You're hotter than my fever.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I can help you. I have fingers.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

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I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
May I lick your boots?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?