Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I can help you. I have fingers.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
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