Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Whenever you are sad, just touch me and it'd be like you are touched by an angel.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
