Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
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