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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


The Best Life

I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I think you dropped your teeth.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.




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