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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3





The Best Life

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

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Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.