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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


The Best Life

Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Hey, wanna come home with me? I guess you'll do for tonight.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you depressed, too?
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?

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Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You'll be receiving a package soon.




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