Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I dont want to come between you... or do I
The only thing I'm infected by is attraction to you.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I made a blood painting for you.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
You look like the type of medicine I need.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
You can spur me all night long.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I think my medication is wearing off.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.
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