Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
How'd you like to be in my will?
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
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