Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
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