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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 3

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
You're as hot as my temperature.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Hey, wanna come home with me? I guess you'll do for tonight.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.

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I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
You're as hot as my temperature.