Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I think my medication is wearing off.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
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