If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.
The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
Call the cops... See who comes first.
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
![If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]](/images/lines/if_i_bit_my_lip_would_you.jpg)
