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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I think my medication is wearing off.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

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I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]