Pickup Lines for Serial Killers

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.

The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]

This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.

Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?

Call the cops... See who comes first.

You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!

Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!

I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?

The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!

Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.

Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.

Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.

Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.

Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.

Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!

You're not allergic to duct tape are you?

That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.

I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.

I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.

Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.

Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.

If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.

Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.

Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]

You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!

Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.

That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.

You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.

I love you more than my jar of fingers.

Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?

I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.

If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.

I killed your crush so we can be together forever.

I made a blood painting for you.

Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?

You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.

I think my medication is wearing off.

The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.

Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?

I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.

Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?

I have a loaded gun, get in the car.

I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?

Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?

Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.

I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.

Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I 'd like to chop your legs off.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own.

That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.

The voices like your skin.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?

Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.

Was your daddy a thief? I'm not. I'm a serial killer.

Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.