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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

Call the cops... See who comes first.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
I think my medication is wearing off.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.

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Call the cops... See who comes first.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!