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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
I made a blood painting for you.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

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Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.