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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I think my medication is wearing off.

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Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]