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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I think my medication is wearing off.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
I made a blood painting for you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.

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Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.