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Redneck and Hick Pick Up Lines

If you're a little Redneck you may need to speak the same language. We have some of the best redneck and hick pick up lines picked out for you.

The Best Redneck Pick Up Lines

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Hey baby, nice tooth.
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
My home is where I park it
You can't handle the tooth!
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
Wanna ride my Monster truck?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Are both of those teeth real?
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.