Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
Are both of those teeth real?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Wanna ride my Monster truck?
I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You can't handle the tooth!
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
My home is where I park it
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
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