Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
Are both of those teeth real?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Wanna ride my Monster truck?
I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You can't handle the tooth!
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
My home is where I park it
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!