Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
Are both of those teeth real?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Wanna ride my Monster truck?
I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You can't handle the tooth!
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
My home is where I park it
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
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