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Redneck and Hick Pick Up Lines

If you're a little Redneck you may need to speak the same language. We have some of the best redneck and hick pick up lines picked out for you.




The Best Redneck Pick Up Lines

Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
Are both of those teeth real?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Wanna ride my Monster truck?
I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You can't handle the tooth!
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
My home is where I park it
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.

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Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.