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Redneck and Hick Pick Up Lines

If you're a little Redneck you may need to speak the same language. We have some of the best redneck and hick pick up lines picked out for you.


The Best Redneck Pick Up Lines

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
Are both of those teeth real?
Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.
Wanna ride my Monster truck?
I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You can't handle the tooth!
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
My home is where I park it
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
Yeah I own my home; it's on the back of my truck.

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Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.




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