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Creepy and Cringy Pick Up Lines

If you're looking to get seriously creeped out we have the cringiest list of pick up lines for you. These lines are guaranteed to creep you out or make you laugh.




The Creepiest Pick Up Lines

What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

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What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.