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Creepy and Cringy Pick Up Lines

If you're looking to get seriously creeped out we have the cringiest list of pick up lines for you. These lines are guaranteed to creep you out or make you laugh.




The Creepiest Pick Up Lines

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
I dont want to come between you... or do I
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?

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You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you