Creepy Pick Up Lines

The Creepiest Pick Up Lines

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You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.

Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.

I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you

Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.

You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.

If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.

You have the cutest smile when you sleep.

I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...

Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.

Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.

You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

I smell that you are in season... want to breed?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

I'd suck a fart out of your ass.

Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

I find your lack of nudity disturbing

Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!

There's a tornado, come in to my basement.

Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

I dont want to come between you... or do I

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!

I wanna eat your shit on bread!

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I'd be in prison.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?

You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.

Hi, you'll do just fine!

My couch pulls out, but I don't

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up

It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.

If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.

Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

I just want to be friends... with your insides

I want to floss with your pubic hair.

I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

My Mom says I'm the best kisser she's ever known.

I wish I was your mirror.

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

I bet even your farts smell good.

Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months

I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?

You're so cute, I wanna lock you up in my basement.

You should have worn that red dress you tried on earlier.

I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.

I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon

Got two nipples for a dime?

I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity

You could go longer without a shower than most people.

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

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