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Creepy and Cringy Pick Up Lines

If you're looking to get seriously creeped out we have the cringiest list of pick up lines for you. These lines are guaranteed to creep you out or make you laugh.




The Creepiest Pick Up Lines

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I just want to be friends... with your insides
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You should have worn that red dress you tried on earlier.
I dont want to come between you... or do I
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.

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Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.