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Creepy and Cringy Pick Up Lines

If you're looking to get seriously creeped out we have the cringiest list of pick up lines for you. These lines are guaranteed to creep you out or make you laugh.




The Creepiest Pick Up Lines

What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.