You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
I dont want to come between you... or do I
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
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