If you're looking to get seriously creeped out we have the cringiest list of pick up lines for you. These lines are guaranteed to creep you out or make you laugh.
The Creepiest Pick Up Lines
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
