You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
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