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Creepy and Cringy Pick Up Lines - Part 2

If you're looking to get seriously creeped out we have the cringiest list of pick up lines for you. These lines are guaranteed to creep you out or make you laugh.




The Creepiest Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon
I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.