There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I just want to be friends... with your insides
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
My couch pulls out, but I don't
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
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