There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I just want to be friends... with your insides
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
My couch pulls out, but I don't
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
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