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Kissing Pick Up Lines

Sometimes you need that perfect thing to say to get a kiss. Well you're in luck because we've got a great list of pick up lines that might just get you there.

Pick Up Lines for Kisses

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
Call me Diffie-Hellman—I want to securely exchange keys and kisses.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d give you a blizzard!
Call me a rogue, I’ll sneak into your heart and steal a kiss.
Are you as excited for midnight as I am? Because I've got a kiss saved just for you.
If kisses were pasta, I’d never run out of ravioli!
Kiss me, I’m not Irish, but I could be for you.
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back after a pint!