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Openers That Are Angling for a Kiss

Sometimes you need that perfect thing to say to get a kiss. Well you're in luck because we've got a great list of pick up lines that might just get you there.

Pick Up Lines for Kisses

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
If kisses were mishumaa saba, I'd light one for every night with you.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
Can I tribble you for some sweet kisses?
Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!
I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.
Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.
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So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?
I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!
Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, I'm asking for only one.
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
How about we try an experimental kiss?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I'm very wrong.
Let's skip the small talk—can we fast-forward to the midnight kiss?
Are you as excited for midnight as I am? Because I've got a kiss saved just for you.
If kisses were kibbles, I’d give you the whole bowl.
If kisses were feathers, I’d send you a pillow!
I'm fishing for a kiss, will you bite?
If kisses were acorns, I’d give you a forest.
If kisses were BBQ ribs, I'd never run out of sauce while grilling for you!
If kisses were masks, I’d wear them all night long!
If kisses were pastries, I’d bring you a whole patisserie!
If kisses were kilts, I’d wear one every day for you!
If kisses were kilts, I’d never be wearing anything else.
Is your heart the Blarney Stone? Because I can’t help but want to kiss it!
If kisses were leaves, I’d give you a tree!
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back after a pint!
Kiss me, I’m not Irish, but I could be for you.
I’d appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it’s just based on my ethnicity.
Kiss me, I’m Irish! Or at least… Irish for the night.
Fun fact: I kissed the Blarney Stone once. So if you kiss me, I’m pretty sure you’ll have good luck for life.
Did you play the fiddle in an Irish band? Will you kiss me by the neck and take me by the hand!
If kisses were pasta, I’d never run out of ravioli!
If kisses were pizzas, I’d deliver a slice of my heart every day!
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d give you a blizzard!
If kisses were ice cream, I’d give you a double scoop of sweetness!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to return it with sprinkles!
If kisses are like ice cream, consider me your biggest fan!
If kisses were ice cream, I’d send you a whole truck.
If kisses were fruit, I’d be picking you for dessert!
If kisses were clams, I’d be a pearl by now!
If kisses were chibi sprites, I'd pixelate my love all over you.
Call me a rogue, I’ll sneak into your heart and steal a kiss.
If kisses were hit dice, I'd spend them all on you.
I'd trade my +2 sword for one kiss from you.
Let's make camp—I'll tell scary stories and kiss you at dawn.
Call me Diffie-Hellman—I want to securely exchange keys and kisses.
If kisses were packets, I’d never drop one.
If kisses were comic panels, I'd redraw my whole life just to be in your issue.
If kisses were power-ups, I'd grind levels for eternity with you.
I could be your nemesis — as long as our battles end with a kiss.
I don't need a mentor—I'll learn everything I need from a kiss.
My battery’s low—can I borrow a kiss for a quick charge?
If kisses were watts, I’d power you forever.
I compute that kissing you would yield infinite joy.
Is your name Qubit? Because I can't tell if I love you and like you until I kiss you.
If kisses were qubits, we'd be a maximally entangled pair.
Is your kiss a CNOT? Because it flips my world when you touch me.
If kisses were operators, yours would be Hermitian: real and meaningful.
If kisses were tokens I'd mint you a million
Your kiss is like a consensus—everyone agrees it's perfect
If kisses were seashells, I’d walk this beach just to fill your pockets.
If kisses were waves, I’d let the tide bring us together every single night.
If kisses were data points, I'd cluster them around you.
If kisses were features, your importance score tops the list.
Let's reduce emissions—starting with hot air and replacing it with kisses.
If kisses were coins, I'd make a hefty deposit in your account.
I want to make a withdrawal—of kisses, starting now.
If kisses were pins, I'd go for a perfect game with you.
If kisses counted as pins, I'd bowl a turkey for you.
If kisses were lint, I'd need a lint trap full of you.
If kisses were departures, I'd buy a round-trip to your lips.
If kisses cost fares, I'd pay in full for infinite rides.
If kisses were peanuts, I'd feed them to you at the elephant yard.

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If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth] If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you. I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.