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Kissing Pick Up Lines

Sometimes you need that perfect thing to say to get a kiss. Well you're in luck because we've got a great list of pick up lines that might just get you there.

Pick Up Lines for Kisses

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
If kisses were mishumaa saba, I'd light one for every night with you.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
Can I tribble you for some sweet kisses?
Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!
I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.
Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.
So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?