Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!
I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.
Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.
So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?
I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!
Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?
How about we try an experimental kiss?
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I'm very wrong.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I have one Irish friend. Other than that... kiss me.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth.
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard?
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