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Pick Up Lines for Senior Citizens

You may be looking for love later in your life, that's great! Everyone deserves some love. We have the perfect list of pick up lines for senior citizens.


The Best Senior Pick Up Lines

I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I think you dropped your teeth.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
Your scooter or mine?
Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
You don't look a day over 69.
Want to blow my grankids' inheritances?
Hey baby, these teeth are real.
Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.
Wanna come back to my place and see my itchings?
Your hospice bed or mine?
I've got a tiny blue pill with your name on it.
None of my children lives with me.

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I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.




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