How'd you like to be in my will?
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
You don't look a day over 69.
Want to blow my grankids' inheritances?
Hey baby, these teeth are real.
Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.
Wanna come back to my place and see my itchings?
Your hospice bed or mine?
I've got a tiny blue pill with your name on it.
None of my children lives with me.
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