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Pick Up Lines for Senior Citizens

You may be looking for love later in your life, that's great! Everyone deserves some love. We have the perfect list of pick up lines for senior citizens.





The Best Senior Pick Up Lines

How'd you like to be in my will?
I think you dropped your teeth.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Your scooter or mine?
Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
You don't look a day over 69.
Want to blow my grankids' inheritances?
Hey baby, these teeth are real.
Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.
Wanna come back to my place and see my itchings?
Your hospice bed or mine?

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How'd you like to be in my will?
I think you dropped your teeth.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.