You may be looking for love later in your life, that's great! Everyone deserves some love. We have the perfect list of pick up lines for senior citizens.
The Best Senior Pick Up Lines
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
How'd you like to be in my will?
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I think you dropped your teeth.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Break my hip, not my heart.
When I look at you, my arteries aren't the only things that harden.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
I want to sweep you off your walker and into your wheelchair.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
Baby, you must be dentures because I need to take you out every night.
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
Wanna try out my new hip?
Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
