You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
My van has a wheelchair lift.
Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.
I'm going to a funeral tomorrow...do you want to join me?
Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?
Babe I just want to take you home and show you my big... medicine cabinet.
I like the look of your diaper. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?
I liverspotted you from across the bar?
Ma'am, you're so fine I don't even need a Viagra! But I'll take one anyways. Or two.
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