I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
You totally remind me of my sister.
Nice shirt, I have the same one...
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
What's your number? Err I mean your name?
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
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