Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Nice shirt, I have the same one...
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
What's your number? Err I mean your name?
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Excuse me, did you just fart?
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