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Really Awkward Pick Up Lines

We found some of the most awkward pick up lines we're ever heard. These are so bad that you're not even funny, cringy, yes.





The Best Awkward Pick Up Lines

Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
You totally remind me of my sister.
Nice shirt, I have the same one...
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
What's your number? Err I mean your name?
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you

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Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away. 
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
If you were a booger I would pick you first.