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huh????
By: nicole
on 26 Sep 2011
3
3
stop trying to blame your stankyass farts on me!!
By: jasamin
on 18 Jul 2011
4
1
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What kind of stupid moron would use a pick up line like- *reads comments* :| Nevermind.
By: Ashley
on 12 Apr 2012
2
2
told u not to cook those beans
By: aa
on 18 Jul 2011
3
1
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haha that was stupid but funny...i hope no one tries to use that one haha
By: Marissa :)
on 30 Apr 2010
2
2
shit shit shit shit i like boobies!!
By: i <3 Penises up my ass
on 30 Sep 2009
1
1
No matter what this pick up lines is going to get you slapped. Guys do me a favor do NOT use this on a girl or anybody please? thats just horrible.
By: Caleb's Baby Girl
on 29 Nov 2011
1
1
I like girls that fart... espeacaily SUPER LOUD!!! If theri cheeks flap... That's my girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Stinky
on 24 Aug 2011
1
1
LOL i almost pissed my pants when i read that.. i hope no one uses that...
By: Matt
on 30 Sep 2010
1
1
|D This isn't even a pickup line!
By: Girl U. Dontno
on 10 Sep 2010
1
1
hahah ima laugh if sum 1 actually uses it on a girl:D amazing hella funny(:
By: savannah
on 10 Jun 2010
1
1
So Shitty! Tang Ina! Corny!
By: Arjay V.
on 14 Nov 2009
1
1
Its random. And, random is funny. Most women I've dealt with like random, but it has to be a good random. This one is a 50/50. Good luck...lol.
By: lilangus
on 27 Jun 2010
1
1
that one is funny but if a guy says that to me ill be like excuse me? ;)
By: hotbabe;)
on 22 Nov 2011
no sorry that was a quief
By: UNKNOW
on 17 Feb 2013
girl : noo why? because you just blew me away
By: Joshi
on 29 May 2012
girl: no? guy: oh thought i heard a mouse on a harley go by
By: cummins
on 10 May 2012
cuz you just blew me away
By: alee
on 13 Jun 2009
i love u
By: momma
on 12 Dec 2011
haha
By: janut
on 03 Nov 2009
do you like seeing your teeth on the ground
By: dede
on 17 Feb 2010
fart
By: Fk
on 17 Aug 2011
Ok, this one suckss! D:<
By: Cynthia! :D
on 25 Mar 2010
lol it was totally random and made no sense whatsoever!!!!
By: jreps
on 23 Apr 2010
your supposed to say cause you just blew me away not just did you just fart that will get you a kick in the balls
By: guest
on 05 May 2011
I like llamas.
By: UrGay
on 21 Apr 2011
1
1
Guy.did u Fart. Girl.what.Guy cuz u blew me to heaven :{)
By: kk
on 03 Apr 2012
1
-1
awesome line ahahaha so funny
By: guy
on 21 Apr 2013
1
2
-1
Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.
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Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.
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