GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. "

Police Pick Up Lines

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Comebacks:

Now where's your FBI badge?
By: Andrew on 21 Jun 2009
I'm from the CIA and I'm gonna hafta ask you to CAN IT ASSHOLE!
By: VAMP on 07 Jul 2009
WHICH POSITION DO YOU PREFER?! *WINK*
By: IDK DO YOU!?! on 06 May 2011

Variations & Alternatives:

you sure you want me too?
By: happy girl on 08 Mar 2010

Comments:

i got a penis
By: Me.Penis on 06 Sep 2009
mines biggert bitches..!!! (:
By: cody nottingham on 11 May 2010
Nice one Vamp!
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 19 Oct 2010
cringy
By: kayla on 08 Mar 2018
I work under cover, the government says i dont need it!!
By: steveo on 06 Aug 2009

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I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.