My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
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