My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
I think my heart just lagged.
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Chemists do it on the table periodically.
You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.
If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Your name must be Andromeda, 'cause we are destined to collide.
Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.
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