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Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Discover the ultimate collection of nerdy pick-up lines that blend humor, intelligence, and charm. Perfect for making that special someone smile or breaking the ice with a fellow geek. Dive into our curated list and find the line that speaks your language, whether it's math, science, or fantasy. Let your geek flag fly and win hearts with wit and creativity. Explore now and find your perfect match!

Top Lines to Use on Campus

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
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If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
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You're sweeter than 3.14
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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
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You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
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You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
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Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
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Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
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Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
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I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
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Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
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Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
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I think my heart just lagged.
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I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
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I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
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You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
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Your name must be Andromeda, 'cause we are destined to collide.
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You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.
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Chemists do it on the table periodically.
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If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
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Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.
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I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
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My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.If you were a triangle youd be acute one.Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.