Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines To use on Compus

Great pick up lines to use in class at school, collage or university. We have a wide list of topics that will get you that date in your science, history or math class. Don't be scared, try one of these school pick up lines on your crush. You'll be surprised how well they work.

Top Lines to Use at School

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
You're sweeter than 3.14
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.

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My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.If you were a triangle youd be acute one.You're sweeter than 3.14