Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines To use on Compus

Great pick up lines to use in class at school, collage or university. We have a wide list of topics that will get you that date in your science, history or math class. Don't be scared, try one of these school pick up lines on your crush. You'll be surprised how well they work.

Top Lines to Use at School

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You're sweeter than 3.14
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

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