You must be related to Tesla because you're electrifying.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Let's make some sweet music together.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Maybe we can have a sectional some time, just the two of us.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.
Whether you're measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin.. you'll always be smoking hot to me.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You are one well-defined function!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you Jefferson Davis? 'Cause you're making the south rise.
You had me at "Hello World"
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Is that a metronome in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
I'd really like to study this 'heavenly body'.
You're sweeter than fructose.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.
You can unzip my files anytime.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
If you were President, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Holding you makes me excited and nervous, kind of like holding a new horn.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!
Urkuk lu Stalga. That's Klingon for 'I love you baby.'
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
How do you feel about group experiments?
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
The inhibition markers on my DNA must be blocked, because I can't seem to stop myself from hitting on you.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You are the glue that links my Okazaki strands together.
Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
I've been single-stranded far too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenital TACGTAC.
Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, you make me happy!
If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You must be the eighth wonder of the world!
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
You interest me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
Is your name Maya? Because I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Wanna to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire!
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
DNA spelled backwards is AND, as in... me AND you.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
I'd switch to emacs for you.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
Wanna come my place and check out my mp3 collection?
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Nice calculator. Wanna iterate?
You're hotter than a data center!
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
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