According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Baby, you give me sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia every time I see you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I'm no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If you were an element you'd be Francium because you're the most attractive.
You must be related to Tesla because you're electrifying.
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Maybe we can have a sectional some time, just the two of us.
Let's make some sweet music together.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.
Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
Whether you're measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin.. you'll always be smoking hot to me.
You are one well-defined function!
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you Jefferson Davis? 'Cause you're making the south rise.
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