I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
I've got my ion you, baby!
You've got the curves, I've got the angles.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.
Your calves must ache, because you've been back marching through my mind all day.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Hey there, wanna help me practice double-tonguing?
I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.
My love for you goes on like the number pi.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you're the bomb!
I like a man in uniform - band uniform.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Can I plug my solution into your
equation?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
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