GotLines?

Hospital Pick Up Lines for Doctors, Nurses & Med Students.

You never know when you'll need a pick up line when you're in the hospital. We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.




Top Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
ICU in my dreams.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Let’s exchange genetic information!
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
You raise my dopamine levels.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

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You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.