GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Hospital Pick Up Lines for Doctors, Nurses & Med Students.

You never know when you'll need a pick up line when you're in the hospital. We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.

Top Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
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The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
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Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
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Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
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Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
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ICU in my dreams.
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I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
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Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
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If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
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My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
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You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
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Let’s exchange genetic information!
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You raise my dopamine levels.
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Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
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I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
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You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
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Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
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Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
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Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
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Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
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Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
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I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
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You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
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Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
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You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
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I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
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You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
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Wanna go study some anatomy?
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Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
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Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
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You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart. The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic. Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.