Hospital Pick Up Lines for Doctors, Nurses & Med Students.

You never know when you'll need a pick up line when you're in the hospital. We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.

Top Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Wanna go study some anatomy?
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Let’s exchange genetic information!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
ICU in my dreams.

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