Hospital Pick Up Lines for Doctors, Nurses & Med Students.

You never know when you'll need a pick up line when you're in the hospital. We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.

Top Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Let’s exchange genetic information!
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Wanna go study some anatomy?
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
ICU in my dreams.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.

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