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Hospital Pick Up Lines for Doctors, Nurses & Med Students.

You never know when you'll need a pick up line when you're in the hospital. We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.


Top Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Let’s exchange genetic information!
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Wanna go study some anatomy?
Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
ICU in my dreams.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...

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