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Funny Internet Lines

Internet pick up lines that almost everyone can relate to. Have a good laugh using these funny Internet related lines, from social media to search engines and browsers, we have it all.





Top Internet Pick Up Lines

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
Would you like to connect to my heart's wifi?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
So, do you come out into the real world often?
You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Are you still using Internet Explorer, you must like it slow and dangerous.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open?
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.

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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.