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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Emojis can't describe the way I feel about you.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
I'm missing a few HTML tags... Any chance you could give me some?
Would you like to connect to my heart's wifi?
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
I had me at Amazon Prime.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
So, do you come out into the real world often?
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
Forget Google, check out MY doodle!

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