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Funny Internet Lines

Internet pick up lines that almost everyone can relate to. Have a good laugh using these funny Internet related lines, from social media to search engines and browsers, we have it all.




Top Internet Pick Up Lines

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open?
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
So, do you come out into the real world often?
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
I had me at Amazon Prime.

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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.