Funny Internet Lines

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Top Internet Pick Up Lines

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
Would you like to connect to my heart's wifi?
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
I'm missing a few HTML tags... Any chance you could give me some?
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
So, do you come out into the real world often?
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Emojis can't describe the way I feel about you.
You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
Forget Google, check out MY doodle!
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

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