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Funny Internet Lines

Internet pick up lines that almost everyone can relate to. Have a good laugh using these funny Internet related lines, from social media to search engines and browsers, we have it all.




Top Internet Pick Up Lines

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open?
So, do you come out into the real world often?
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
I had me at Amazon Prime.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?

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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.