Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open?
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
Let's see if you can suck as hard as your Vine submissions.
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
I had me at Amazon Prime.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
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