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Funny Internet Lines

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Top Internet Pick Up Lines

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open?
I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
I had me at Amazon Prime.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Let's see if you can suck as hard as your Vine submissions.
Want to check out my website? It's howaboutyou dot com-back-to-my-place.
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Would you like to connect to my heart's wifi?
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
So, do you come out into the real world often?
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
Forget Google, check out MY doodle!
Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!
Your 127.0.0.1 or mine?
Are you still using Internet Explorer, you must like it slow and dangerous.
Are we 3rd connections on LinkedIn? I think we should get a little closer.
If you were an Instagram photo, I would double tap you.
Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP.
Can I get a login to your hotspot?
I'm missing a few HTML tags... Any chance you could give me some?
Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
Emojis can't describe the way I feel about you.
You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!
Baby you're so beautiful you made my 404.
I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity.
I'll be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.
What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?
Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?
Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.