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Top Internet Pick Up Lines
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open?
I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
I had me at Amazon Prime.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Let's see if you can suck as hard as your Vine submissions.
Want to check out my website? It's howaboutyou dot com-back-to-my-place.
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Would you like to connect to my heart's wifi?
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
So, do you come out into the real world often?
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
