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Pick Up Lines for Psychology Students

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The Best Psychology Pick Up Lines

Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
You raise my oxytocin levels.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Girl you flood my dopamine neurotransmitters.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick. Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you. Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...