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Pick Up Lines for Psychology Students

Psychology students hear about conditioning, attachment and the subconscious all day, so a well-aimed line lands quickly with them. This is our full list of psychology pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, covering Freud, Pavlov, cognitive bias, therapy and the general business of trying to read someone's mind. They work best in a lecture theatre, a campus bar, or on anyone whose bookshelf gives them away. A few are genuinely clever. Others lean hard on the obvious Freudian joke, which readers have consistently voted for anyway, so it stays near the top where it belongs.

The Best Psychology Pick Up Lines

Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
Girl you flood my dopamine neurotransmitters.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
You activate my nucelus accumbens like no other.
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Your ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
You're into threesomes? Great, 'cause I've got split personality.
I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!
Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?
Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!
You remind me of my mother.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.

Getting the most from Psychology Pick Up Lines

Psychology students hear about conditioning, attachment and the subconscious all day, so a well-aimed line lands quickly. Freud, Pavlov and cognitive-bias material dominates, and the lecture theatre or campus bar is the venue where it earns the most.

The meta move works too: analysing the line while delivering it — "you'll notice what I did there" — flatters exactly the kind of person this category targets.

I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.
Baby, all I see in my Rorschach test is me and you.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus, or is this just an unconditioned response?
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.
Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.
Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?
Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.
Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I think I'm schizophrenic, because baby I'm delusional about you.
Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you're really hot!
I enjoy long walks to the MEG scanner and one-on-one time with a participant in the Eyetracker.
So do you have an oral or an fixation?
Don't play with my mind, play with my boobs.
Damn girl! You must be ovulating!