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Pick Up Lines for Psychology Students - Part 2





The Best Psychology Pick Up Lines

You remind me of my mother.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus, or is this just an unconditioned response?
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.
Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?
Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.
Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.
Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
Baby, all I see in my Rorschach test is me and you.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.

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You remind me of my mother.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?