Geography and Travel Pick Up Lines

Is your geography class boring you? Try these fun geography and travel pick up lines to wake up that hottie.

Funniest Geography Pick Up Lines

If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
Right now we're islands. Let's be an archipelago.
Are you an angel! Or maybe I'm just dizzy from altitude sickness.
You want to take a trip down South tonight?
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they've never looked into your eyes.
I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.
You spin my heart like a globe.
The status of certain groups of islands in the sea between Japan and China may be disputed, but my love for you isn't!
The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt. It's also something I can't do regarding my feelings for you!
If my love for you was a volcano, it's status would be, active!
Hey, are you a river that's prone to flooding, because you'll get some hard engineering tonight
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
Mississippi River Delta? No, you're my Mississippi River Alpha!
If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.

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