Geography and Travel Pick Up Lines

Is your geography class boring you? Try these fun geography and travel pick up lines to wake up that hottie.

Funniest Geography Pick Up Lines

Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
Right now we're islands. Let's be an archipelago.
Are you an angel! Or maybe I'm just dizzy from altitude sickness.
The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt. It's also something I can't do regarding my feelings for you!
The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.
I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.
You want to take a trip down South tonight?
They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they've never looked into your eyes.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
The status of certain groups of islands in the sea between Japan and China may be disputed, but my love for you isn't!
If my love for you was a volcano, it's status would be, active!
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
You spin my heart like a globe.
If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
Mississippi River Delta? No, you're my Mississippi River Alpha!

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