Maps, countries, mountains, oceans and the general business of getting lost — geography gives you plenty to work with. This is our collection of geography and travel pick up lines, ranked by reader votes. They suit students, teachers, backpackers and anyone whose idea of a good evening involves an atlas. Expect jokes about being someone's destination, lines that hinge on a capital city, and a few that only land if you know where the equator actually runs. Useful in a lecture, a hostel common room, or an airport departure lounge where nobody has anywhere better to be.
