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Geography and Travel Pick Up Lines

Maps, countries, mountains, oceans and the general business of getting lost — geography gives you plenty to work with. This is our collection of geography and travel pick up lines, ranked by reader votes. They suit students, teachers, backpackers and anyone whose idea of a good evening involves an atlas. Expect jokes about being someone's destination, lines that hinge on a capital city, and a few that only land if you know where the equator actually runs. Useful in a lecture, a hostel common room, or an airport departure lounge where nobody has anywhere better to be.

Funniest Geography Pick Up Lines

If my love for you was a volcano, it's status would be, active!
You want to take a trip down South tonight?
The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they've never looked into your eyes.
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Hey, are you a river that's prone to flooding, because you'll get some hard engineering tonight
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
You spin my heart like a globe.
The status of certain groups of islands in the sea between Japan and China may be disputed, but my love for you isn't!
The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt. It's also something I can't do regarding my feelings for you!
I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Right now we're islands. Let's be an archipelago.
Are you an angel! Or maybe I'm just dizzy from altitude sickness.
Mississippi River Delta? No, you're my Mississippi River Alpha!
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.
You must be my favorite atlas page, because I can’t stop looking at you.
Are we on the same latitude? Because I think we’re on the same wavelength.
Are you a cartographer? Because you just mapped out a place in my heart.
You’re more stunning than a sunset over the Mediterranean.
Are you the North Star? Because you’re guiding me toward romance.
I may not know every country, but I know I’d love to visit yours.
You must be a river, because I’m naturally flowing toward you.
Are you a peninsula? Because you’ve got me surrounded on three sides by charm.
I’d cross every border just to get your number.
Is your heart a city? Because I’d love to be a permanent resident.
Are you a mountain range? Because you’ve raised my standards dramatically.
Are you a compass? Because my heart points straight toward you.
Are you the prime meridian? Because you’ve centered my entire world.
Are you a compass rose? Because you make every direction feel right.
You’re the only landmark I need to find tonight.
Is your smile a national treasure? Because I’d cross customs to see it.
Are you a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I’d climb any mountain if the view at the top were you.
Are you Everest? Because you take my breath away.
Are you a volcano? Because you’re making my heart erupt.
North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!
If you put your titi on my caca then together we will create a Peruvian lake.
You must be my destination, because everything I do leads me to you.
Are you the equator? Because you’ve got me feeling balanced and hot.
Is your name Atlas? Because you’re carrying my whole world.
You must be a mountain, because I’m falling for you from a great height.
Is this seat taken, or can I establish a new capital beside you?
You’re like my favorite country: beautiful, unforgettable, and impossible to stop exploring.
Are you a border? Because I’d love to cross into your personal space.
You must be the Pacific Ocean, because my feelings for you are deep and endless.
Are you a longitude line? Because I’m dying to know where you stand.
Is your name Pangea? Because I feel like we belong together.
Are you a time zone? Because you’ve got me thinking about you all day and night.
You must be a hidden island, because meeting you feels like discovering treasure.
Are you a topographic map? Because you’ve got some incredible contours.
I’d never desert you—unless you wanted to explore one together.
You must be a glacier, because you’ve slowly melted my defenses.
You're the capitol of every nation in my eyes! Except Djibouti. The capitol of Djibouti is also Djibouti.
Are you a major geological formation in Australia that's been designated a world heritage site by UNESCO? Because you Ayers ROCK!